if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
I hope girls read this and learn something from it. I’m so tired of complimenting girls and them replying with something like this.
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online